[English Corner] Watch Jokes

[Dennix]

http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Titanium-Chronograph/dp/B001K3IXW8/ref=sr_1_1?s=watches&ie=UTF8&qid=1374523435&sr=1-1&keywords=zenith 96.0529.4035/51.m defy xtreme tourbillon titanium chronograph watch

Happened to know about this Amazon link while reading an Invicta bashing thread, one of most WUS's favorite activities. They sell this $145,000.00 Zenith for $81,779.99, hence buyers will save
$63,220.01 once purchase.
Man, this is TOO hilarious, LMAO at those funny yet clever comments. Think I should quote the most funny one

Most Helpful Customer Reviews
1,891 of 2,012 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Saves $58,000, what a deal! December 4, 2010
By Zeeshan Hamid
I wasn't going to buy this watch, but then I noticed Amazon had it with $58,000 off! What a deal. With the money I saved I purchased a brand new BMW and still had money left over for a Disney vacation. How many watches save you money to buy a car and a vacation?

Now whenever I see someone with money troubles I tell them to buy this watch and save $58,000. I am considering buying 10 of these watches so I can save $580,000 and buy a house on cash. Retirement saving is also no longer a concern for me, as I plan to buy one every year and live off the $58,000 I save.

 

[Havinhmaymay]

this zenith was built during era of Nataf - a fancy CEO. he made some of "eyes striking" designs resulted in -70% discount.

 

[cbong]

Do not miss the last opportunity to have a big earning, only 1 left in stock. Hurry up.

 

[Hieunguyentr]

It's so cool but exremely large and thick

 

[@LDV]

Trong 5 năm gần đây, design của Zenith trông thật tệ. Chính sách giảm giá nhiều cho hiệu này so với các hiệu khác.

 

[Hieunguyentr]

Trong 5 năm gần đây, design của Zenith trông thật tệ. Chính sách giảm giá nhiều cho hiệu này so với các hiệu khác.

Chỉ được cái là movement inhouse thôi hả a?

 

[@LDV]

Tuy nhiên, I still love Zenith because...............................

 

[Hieunguyentr]

Giữa zenith captain và iwc portofino a sẽ chọn cái nào

 

[November Rains]

It's so cool but exremely large and thick

if u have a chance as owner,u'll think diffirent :not large,not thick . I'm sure

 

[@LDV]

Giữa zenith captain và iwc portofino a sẽ chọn cái nào

Câu hỏi hấp dẩn. Anh sẽ chọn CAPTAIN.