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daicaothu

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What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68,78?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story ,just take her to bed
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 - You stay alone in bed and remember all the story
 

tanpm

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Phản pháo với bác daicaothu đây:

When a woman is 18, she is a football - 22 men going after her.
When she is 28, she is a hockey ball - 8 men going after her.
When she is 38, she is a golf ball - 1 man hitting her.
When she is 48, she is a Ping-Pong ball - 2 men pushing to each other.

MAN : At 20 - A man is like a coconut; so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian; dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon; big, round & juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange; the season comes once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin; dried out, wrinkled & cheap
 

Xèo Mây

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MAN : At 20 - A man is like a coconut X-( X-( ; so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian; dangerous but delicious. =D> =D>
At 40 - He is like a watermelon; big, round & juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange; the season comes once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin; dried out, wrinkled & cheap
 

huuquynh

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Hay quá. Tớ cũng sưu tầm được vài câu chuyện hay. :D :D :D

Vợ chồng cãi nhau bằng thứ tiếng anh ...củ chuối :


Sugar you you go , sugar me me go!
( Đường cô cô đi, đường tôi tôi đi!)

Cô vợ cũng không vừa :
-You think you tasty?
(anh nghĩ anh ngon lắm hả ?)

Anh chồng :
-I love toilet you go go!
( tôi yêu cầu cô đi đi!)

Cô vợ :
-You think you are belly button of dance pole?You live a place mokey cough flamingo crows , clothes house country!
( Anh nghĩ anh là cái rốn của vũ trụ hả ? anh sống nơi khỉ ho cò gáy,đồ nhà quê .)

Anh chồng không vừa :
-You onion summer three dowm seven up.No enough listen.
( Cô hành hạ tôi ba chìm bảy nổi .Thôi đủ rồi nghe.)

Đến lúc này cô vợ méo máo:
-Me take you , you poor storn spinach two table hand white!
(Tôi lấy anh , anh nghèo rớt mồnh tơi, hai bàn tay trắng!)

anh chồng thấy tội bèn nói :
-You eat criminal so ,no star where, we can do again from first.
(Em ăn gian quá ,không sao cả , mình có thể làm lạ từ đầu)
 

daicaothu

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hahaha, đúng là nhân ngọai hữu nhân, thiên ngọai hữu thiên.
 

kct

NHẬP HỘI
E xin góp nhặt 1 câu chuyện vui, đọc thư giản chơi cuối tuần. Hy vọng giúp ích cho các bác chuẩn bị lập gia đình nhưng gặp phải ông bà nhạc và cô em vợ "lí lắc"...

-----quote-----

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car

----unquote-----
 

daicaothu

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hahahaah, may là không để condoms trong ví. mà đúng cái câu "trong miếng mồi ngon thường có thuốc độc".
 

dtnni

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hehehehe hiểm thiệt :D. Có bác nào giống vầy chưa?
 

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